I was so out of place.
It was our 10th anniversary, and my wife and I decided to have a weekend getaway at this luxurious bed and breakfast in the hills of Tennessee. If you’re thinking, “how luxurious could that be,” you need to know that growing up, my idea of a fancy restaurant was going to Long John Silver’s instead of McDonald’s.
You can imagine my confusion when I sat down at a table with what felt like 37 forks and 19 spoons, all meticulously arranged in a way that screamed, “Don’t screw this up!”
It was weird because nobody took my
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